Submitted by Patti Hall

Once there were three WP Bloggers.
There was Little WP Blogger.
There was Big WP Blogger.
And there was Great Big WP Blogger.

The Blogger’s community was near a Big Traditional Publishing Site.
Past the Big Traditional Publishing Site was the Self-Publishing Site.
There was fame & autonomy at the Self-Publishing Site.
The Bloggers wanted the fame & autonomy.
They wanted to revel in it.
They wanted to become rich.

Little WP Blogger said,
“I will get past the Big Traditional Publishing Site.”

Great Big WP Blogger said,
“A Famous Agent is at the Big Traditional Publishing Site.
The Famous Agent eats WP Bloggers.”

Little WP Blogger said,
“The Famous Agent will not eat me.
Famous Agents do not eat little WP Bloggers.”

Little WP Blogger went
to go past the Big Traditional Publishing Site.
The Big Traditional Publishing Site…